Evidence That I Am A Hillbilly

The other night I was watching a "Sharkweek" show where a bunch of cajuns were trying to catch some mythically huge shark. I said to my family, "This show is offensive to fat people and hill billies." My daughter replies, "You are not THAT much of a hillbilly." My husband has to add "You only have ONE toilet in the backyard."

I do have a toilet in my backyard. I am trying to motivate my husband to upcycle it into an automatic dog waterer. I think this idea is hilarious. The reality is that much of my adult life I have been trying to avoid my father's hillbilly tendencies. I say upcycling but it is really just finding new uses for "good junk" like my father did.

Here is the real evidence that under the salon hairstyles and designer clothes, I am a hillbilly.
Exhibit A:

Yes, that is duck- tape holding the ice maker for my fancy triple door stainless steel refrigerator.